Golden Blade III: Return of the Monkey’s Uncle

This sequel to Golden Blade II (which can be found on the Internet) opens with Sister Wang returning to the Evil Wang Fortress with her brother’s head. The head, of course, is still alive because it was chopped off with the Golden Blade in the last movie and everyone knows that the Golden Blade restores life rather than ending it. Paying homage to the “classic” Kung Fu flick, when cheap video games and bad movie effects were still awesome and fun, Golden Blade III features a magic sword, ridiculous eyebrows, the classic market fight scene and out-of-sync voice dubbing. What more could you ask for?

Director/Editor: TJ Wiedow Creator: Moss Herbstien, Professor Albatross Cast: Spencer Bulletscheck, Christy Blankenship, Chuck Blackburn, Brent White, Dan Burrello, Megan Becker, Eric Lamar Foster, Patrick Queen, Tim Bosse, Arsenio LoBosco, Enosh Vinson